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Creative Cannabis Consulting That Only Wins If You Win.

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We design, launch, and grow cannabis brands - only getting paid if it works. By combining marketing, creative direction, pricing strategy, and go-to-market execution in order to drive measurable growth.
Grow from Seed > to Sale > to Scale.
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Why Hyprbolic

We’ll Beat It... Or We Don’t Get Paid.

You tell us what success looks like. Revenue? Sales lift? New doors opened? If we don’t outperform what you’re already doing, we don’t take a dime. We’re not here to collect. We’re here to convert.
Why Hyprbolic

No Retainers. No Hourly Rates.

This isn’t the agency model you’re used to. No bloated retainers. No ticking clock. Just a shared goal - growth. We build around your targets, and we only win when you do.
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Why Hyprbolic

Only Profit Based.

Our fees come from upside, not overhead. You keep your margins, and we build your brand to outperform. Real strategy, real results, real skin in the game.
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Why Hyprbolic

Best in the CannaBiz.

With over a decade of cannabis industry experience and 25+ brand launches under our belt, we bring deep category knowledge and a proven track record. We’ve helped companies raise capital, scale nationally, and build the kind of brand equity investors look for. This isn’t guesswork - it’s growth strategy, applied.
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Y(our) Victories. Y(our) Spoils.

You set the revenue, KPI, value, or profit goals. Anything we generate beyond your baseline, we share. You save upfront, we grow together.
Win - win.

“They provided all the marketing resources necessary to make a large, complex project digestible and fun! “

Chris Driessen
VP Sales, Schwazze

"We completely revamped our brand and turned it into something our entire company is proud of and excited to launch and be a part of. "

Chris Driessen
VP Sales, Schwazze

"To this day [Hyprbolic] has created some of the greatest campaigns I've ever been a part of..."

Michael Yerigan
CEO of Wavelength